Soroity slut forever
Linda from Ashburn Age: 25. Meet a guy for a nice meeting.
A community of college age women who are united in their passionate thirst to shop, especially when it comes to buying themselves friends. Follows an extremely funny structure that makes the rats in the maze think they are doing something. Makes people feel like they are part of something to give their puny life's a lift. I thought I was fucking Ashley the other day, but it turned out to be Jennifer. I live my life by a double standard see number 4. You better start having excuses memorized like the 6-carat princess cut engagement ring your rich as fuck future boyfriend better get you in a few years you have memorized. There are senior farewells that leave you inspired and hopeful about the future, and then there's this.
Ellen from Ashburn Age: 26. A fragile and tender girl dreams of a rough embrace of a real male. Do not think about me - think about yourself, let me give you a heavenly pleasure!
What Was Your Favorite Chant
I live my life by a double standard see number 4. As in any group of women, sometimes the sisters are catty, bitchy, slutty, partiers, nerds, prudes, or just average hard-workers. We need someone good to be the next A of [sorority redacted]. Dint have such a "kool" K That is how they make friends , by money. Follows an extremely funny structure that makes the rats in the maze think they are doing something.
Audrey from Ashburn Age: 34. Looking for a sexy stud for a fun weekend.
Sue from Ashburn Age: 34. Charming young lady with an unrealistically beautiful body, I know what men like.
Overheard the morning after
Oh dude i can't wait to with party with the Alpha Slut Omega sorority. Though a few pearls do exist in these modern day " brothels " most members spend little time on acadamia and more time trying to get pregnant so they can get out of college with a rich fucktard. I bet there will be a lot of free beer there. I could suck dick for like 7 minutes, anything after that is too long. Remember, wrap it before you tap it, no one wants the herps, and if you can, always be slightly drunk.
Charlotte from Ashburn Age: 32. Romantic, sweet and cheerful girl. Like everyone, I love flowers, going to the cinema and theater, cafes and restaurants.
